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[So a lesbian friend stepped up and offered to help me shop for new boobs. That’s what I’m talking about people! My husband just keeps saying he loves me just the way I am. Blah. Blah. Blah. Politically correct words and stuff. A very good husband, but of course I have to turn to my girlfriends when I need to go shopping for something new.] September 2, 2015

There’s no better time to have a sense of humor than when you’re talking about boobs because Everybody. Loves. bOObs. True story.

Tatas, jugs, knockers, hooters, the girls, golden globes, RACK…